askskull:

<3

OH MUKURO. YOU SO SEXY.

askskull:

<3

OH MUKURO. YOU SO SEXY.


askdrunkkarkatvantas:

Oh Karkat, BB. Come here and let me love you.



ksclaw:

Best Friend: Thor
Lover: Natasha
First Kiss: Tony
Enemy: Steve
Cockblocked by: Clint
Killed by: Loki

Best Friend: Bruce
Lover: Tony
First Kiss: Tony
Enemy: Steve
Cockblocked by: Clint
Killed by: Natasha

Best Friend: Natasha
Lover: Tony (YES)
First Kiss: Thor
Enemy: Loki
Cockblocked By: Natasha (You bitch)
Killed By: Loki (HOW FITTING)


Oh look, it’s me. *About the “tiny” thing.*
*Is tall as hell*

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GAY NINJAS


BAAAWWWWWWWW

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Play “The Floor is Lava!”

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funniest10k:

 

At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:

  • No Pulp
  • With Pulp
  • MORE Pulp
  • LOADED With Pulp

They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:

  • Loaded With Even More Pulp
  • Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
  • Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
  • Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
  • Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
  • I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
  • Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
  • No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
  • An Orange

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