
Jay's the name, being a broke, procrastinating student is my game.
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Best Friend: Thor
Lover: Natasha
First Kiss: Tony
Enemy: Steve
Cockblocked by: Clint
Killed by: LokiBest Friend: Bruce
Lover: Tony
First Kiss: Tony
Enemy: Steve
Cockblocked by: Clint
Killed by: Natasha
Best Friend: Natasha
Lover: Tony (YES)
First Kiss: Thor
Enemy: Loki
Cockblocked By: Natasha (You bitch)
Killed By: Loki (HOW FITTING)
GAY NINJAS
BAAAWWWWWWWW
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Play “The Floor is Lava!”
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At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:
- No Pulp
- With Pulp
- MORE Pulp
- LOADED With Pulp
They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:
- Loaded With Even More Pulp
- Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
- Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
- Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
- Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
- I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
- Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
- No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
- An Orange
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